Whatever you do, if this woman gives you a sweater as a gift, and says it’s homemade, don’t take. Chances are, it’s probably been inside of her vagina. 

This takes weird to a whole new level. Apparently it’s for performance art? Basically she’s balling up a bunch of yarn, shoving it inside of her, and then knitting it into a nice warm scarf. A vagina scarf.

Oh. To make it even better, she does it while she’s menstruating. So enjoy that smell all wrapped around your neck.