We all seem to be fixated with rankings and lists that tell us where one thing or another is, in the grand scheme of things. I’m not sure how I feel about this one though. According to a recent non scientific survey based on the size of condoms sold, New York males have the 9th largest penises in the United States. Condomania.com, who claims to be America’s first online condom store, has compiled this survey, and has done the work on the rankings. Surprisingly, Texas, where they say everything is big, doesn’t even crack the top 20. And the smallest state in the Union, Rhode Island, is at number two! What are they feeding them down there? And the state of Georgia seems to be absent from the list, and no reason is really given. So I’ll leave your minds to fill in the blanks on that one. But so you can see it in all it’s glory, here is the rankings.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi