New York is 9th in Penis Size in the U.S.!


We all seem to be fixated with rankings and lists that tell us where one thing or another is, in the grand scheme of things. I’m not sure how I feel about this one though. According to a recent non scientific survey based on the size of condoms sold, New York males have the 9th largest penises in the United States. here-are-a-lot-of-condoms-to-choose-fromCondomania.com, who claims to be America’s first online condom store, has compiled this survey, and has done the work on the rankings. Surprisingly, Texas, where they say everything is big, doesn’t even crack the top 20. And the smallest state in the Union, Rhode Island, is at number two! What are they feeding them down there? And the state of Georgia seems to be absent from the list, and no reason is really given. So I’ll leave your minds to fill in the blanks on that one. But so you can see it in all it’s glory, here is the rankings.

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi
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About BIG Rich Lawrence

The guy who keeps this joint running, and digital hipster, because meat space is soooo old!

Posted on December 5, 2013, in Guy Stuff, WTF and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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