Santa Claus is a Time Lord – The Facts!
As Christmas approaches, and the snow falls on the ground. Many children turn their thoughts to a wish list for Christmas, and mailing it to the North Pole for the jolly elf known as Santa Claus, hoping he brings them their heart’s desire. But many adults don’t believe in Santa because how can he possible deliver all those toys and gifts in one night. That’s easy, because Santa Claus is a Time Lord!Think about how Santa can deliver all those gifts and toys in one night. He has a T.A.R.D.I.S of course. He can simply land it in everyone’s house at the exact same time, make the delivery and be off. Let’s also not forget that the T.A.R.D.I.S. is bigger on in the inside so he can hold all those gifts with no problems. And you may be asking, about his elves. Why the Ood of course! They helped the Doctor on many occasions, so it’s no small stretch that they are helping him with some of the logistics of all this. And let’s also not forget, that not only has the Doctor saved us from Martians, like Santa has, he’s also saved us from Zygons, Cybermen, Daleks and many more aliens we may never know about.
So the proof is there, and makes it all clear to me now. Santa Claus is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. Using his T.A.R.D.I.S., he delivers gifts to all the good boys and girls on the planet in one night. How can anyone argue with this?