You really can’t make this stuff up. After a woman in Berlin, NY tried to slaughter a pig on Sunday the police were called to the home when she failed miserably at said task. 

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According to WTEN, Police were called to the woman’s home at around 2pm. As the story goes, she tried to slaughter the pig (perhaps to make a BLT or a nice ham) and then the pig fell on top of her. She then suffered a traumatic chest injury and had to be transported to Albany Medical Center by helicopter.

My guess, the pig found out what was up and decided it would have none of that. No word on how the pig is. We’ll keep you posted.

[WTEN]