High School Sends Students Notice Of Mandatory Vagina Inspection
Imagine you’re a high school girl. You’re just going about your own business your senior year when all of a sudden a huge road block pops up right before graduation. You’ve done all your homework, but what if you vagina isn’t up to snuff? That could cost you.
According to Guyism a letter was placed in the mail boxes of up to 50 female students at Prior Lake High School in Minnesota. The letter indicated that there would be a mandatory vagina inspection for all female students.
The letter read:
The District is required to conduct a mandatory vagina inspection on all female students at prior Lake High School in accordance with Minnesota Health Code 69. End-of-the-year vagina inspections will occur in the Blue Gym. The mandatory health inspections will be conducted Friday May 23, 2014 promptly at 8:05 am. Make ups will occur the following week on Tuesday May 26, 2014 at 10:00 am. All students who have not already completed the vagina inspection must attend one of these two mandatory sessions. Students will be excused from any classes they miss in order to attend an inspection.
Now as you can imagine this took everyone by surprise, including school officials who shockingly did not schedule such inspections. It was a senior prank — and may go down in history as one of the greatest.
The letter also stated that students should ensure that their vagina’s are clean and orderly. Also, an unshaved vagina would get an automatic fail.
The school is currently searching for the students responsible.
To all of this we say: