I get it. I mean I have a dream too. It was building my Geek Cave. But I didn’t build it in my bed room that I share with a real women, because I prefer the company of said woman to a Donkey Kong Jr. arcade machine. No wonder she left his dumb ass! 

Chris Kooluris says he loves video games. And that love gave him a passion to build a video game arcade for him and his buddies to enjoy. Sadly, building it in his bedroom that he shared with his soon to be wife now ex-fiancé, who has since left him. He says he’s not a loser, and the reporter for the article agrees with that description, but I do not. Chris, you had a woman who loved you and you threw it away. So yeah, you may have a nice job and a cool arcade, but when you get to feeling the loneliness and the need for “female companionship”, good luck with making it with you Pac-Man machine, like the horny robot from Robot Chicken.

I can see hear him now trying to pick up a girl, “Hey, wanna come back to my place and do it on my Donkey Kong? No really, I have a Donkey Kong machine. I’ll spot ya’ some quarters.” Check out a video here of the arcade.