‘Fifty Shades of Frozen’ Is The Sexiest Kids Movie Ever

What do you get when you combine a beloved children’s musical with an upcoming erotic movie that features all kinds of BDSM sex stuff? A really creepy thing, that’s what. 

Some where out there, one guy (or probably dozens of creeps) are really liking this. Not me. This is a little too creepy.

Yes, I just around to watching ‘Frozen’ and no I didn’t really like it. But I would rather watch ‘Frozen’ again than see a creepy CG erotic thriller.


But kids movies are lacking sex. There certainly was no sex in ‘Beauty and the Beast.’ But would that have even been legal? You know, before he turned back into a Prince. She would have basically been having sex with a weird looking giant buffalo-bear thing.

However there was totally sex in ‘The Lion King.’ You know what I’m talking about.

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About BJ Ragone

Just a man with a computer, smartphone and a ridiculous amount of pop culture knowledge.

Posted on August 13, 2014, in Video, WTF and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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