We have our little ticks, but this guy’s might be the most unfortunate of all. 

Dale Decker is a father, a husband, and frequent jizz in my pants-er. It’s not a good problem to have, and we feel really, really bad for this guy. However, this happens to be a pretty hilarious thing to suffer from.

Life has been hard (no pun intended) for Dale. At any point during his day he can have an orgasm.  That includes when he’s sleeping, or playing Frisbee-golf with his pals.

He also says that he can have an erection for up to three hours, and get’s 30-40 of them a day.

Best of luck Dale.

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