Sorry Ladies, No Full-Frontal Nudity in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Movie
It what can only seem like a low blow to all of the ladies who are dying to see this movie, there will be none of actor Jamie Dorner’s junk in “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
As far as I know, “50 Shades of Grey” is an absolutely filthy story about raunchy taboo sex. Stay at home moms seem to love it. So imagine the disappointment from the masses when it was revealed that Jamie Dornan, who’s playing Christian Grey, has a no nudity clause in his contract.
I can’t help but think that this is totally hypocritical because you can bet that you are going to be seeing an awful lot of Dakota Johnson’s boobs throughout this movie. You might even see more than that. It’s not past Hollywood to dub showing penis as inappropriate, but a shot of a woman fully nude is perfectly fine.
Dornan broke the news while doing an interview saying that they were going to be leaving cock off the menu to appeal to wider audience.
Like who? Are they expecting children to go see this movie?
The people seeing this movie want to see sex. Nasty, sweaty, painful, rough and horrible sex. I’m not saying to go all porn industry or anything, but there should be at least one full-frontal shot of Dornan and his little Dornan. Maybe like half chub or something, but certainly not full boner.
Sorry to say but it looks like they’ll be watering this movie down.