It was ballsy enough for KFC to come out with the original Double Down which consisted of two pieces of chicken in place of bread with bacon and cheese in the middle. Now they’ve gone a step further and added in a hot dog. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you America.

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I mean, I like fried chicken – who doesn’t? – and I LOVE hot dogs. However I do not want the two of them put together with cheese somehow thrown in the middle of it.

When I first started seeing this image earlier today I was really hoping this was all just a joke. Something that some prankster cooked up online with Photoshop. Maybe it was even another one of those weird Americanized options from Japan. They would totally come up with this.

But no. This is real. May god help us all.

This hot dog doesn’t look like it’s been sexually responsible pic.twitter.com/dJAx2HbCpc

— The Daddest (@TheDaddest) January 26, 2015