Gotta Catch The Pokémon Sex Toys


To me, there is nothing sexier than a geek girl. A woman who isn’t afraid to show her love for all things geeky, like Star Wars, Doctor Who or Harry Potter. So I’m guessing these new toys are aimed at a similar demographic. 

imageYep, someone has created adult toys based on the popular Pokémon franchise, and calls them Pokemoan! The names of some of these toys, almost conjures up some kind of Hentai movie scene. But hey, to each their own right?

‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

 

Ladies, are these something you would consider using? Is there a market for these? I’m guessing there is as sex can sell just about everything out there and the site selling them is called Geek Sex Toys.

If you are interested, you may want to act fast, as there are only about 100 of these on the creator’s Etsy store, and will run you $270 for the set or about $69 (*snort*) for and individual one.

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About BIG Rich Lawrence

The guy who keeps this joint running, and digital hipster, because meat space is soooo old!

Posted on July 29, 2016, in Nerd Stuff, Women, WTF and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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