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An Open Letter to People I Know With Smartphones

I hesitate to tell people who I work for outside of this esteemed website simply for the fact that when they find out, they tend to ask me questions I am not really comfortable answering outside of work. So from now on, I will simply say, “No, I will not fix your computer or smartphone.” Read the rest of this entry

An Open Letter To The Residents Of Haswell Farms in Delmar, NY

Let me first start out by saying that Delmar is a pretty wonderful place. It has a lot to offer a young man such as myself, but unfortunately a few people are all it takes to spoil a good thing. I’m looking at you, Haswell Farms residents.

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